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In case there is any question, I respect all 4 band members and the ribbing here is done in a laughing with them way.  It’s not intended to be mean-spirited.

I don’t do Photoshops and I don’t do vulgar photos or captions.  Snarky and funny, yes.

Who am I?
A music geek in her late 30s.

You can ask me questions. I might even answer.

Serious-ish stuff is on my Twitter:
twitter.com/Dionysia8</description><title>Witty Blog Name</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dionysia8)</generator><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Keane Map</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve made some submissions to the Keane Map.  Have you?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://map.keanemusic.com/"&gt;&lt;a href="http://map.keanemusic.com/"&gt;http://map.keanemusic.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/51079895604</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/51079895604</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:28:17 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Keane Map</category></item><item><title>Just in time for allergy season</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Something&amp;#8217;s crept in under our door&lt;br/&gt;Pollen floating across the floor&lt;br/&gt;Making me exclaim &amp;#8220;Achoo!&amp;#8221;&lt;br/&gt;Some molecule that&amp;#8217;s breaking down the glue&lt;br/&gt;That&amp;#8217;s been blocking histamines in you&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ooh&lt;br/&gt;I feel like I just can&amp;#8217;t breathe anymore&lt;br/&gt;But I&amp;#8217;ve been clogged and I&amp;#8217;ve been stuffed up many times&lt;br/&gt;We go through tissues&lt;br/&gt;The sneezy leading the sneezy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Well I thought that Zyrtec would do the trick&lt;br/&gt;But all it did was make me sick&lt;br/&gt;Next I tried some Claritin&lt;br/&gt;From then on my head did spin&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ooh&lt;br/&gt;I should buy stock in tea and Kleenex&lt;br/&gt;But I don&amp;#8217;t have much money to lose I guess&lt;br/&gt;I walk in circles&lt;br/&gt;The dizzy leading the dizzy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;We&amp;#8217;ll be decongested somehow&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There&amp;#8217;s an invisible wall inside my head&lt;br/&gt;But I&amp;#8217;ve tried Allegra, allergy shots, all sorts of meds&lt;br/&gt;I walk in circles&lt;br/&gt;My cat thinks I am crazy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll be decongested somehow&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I see the landscape change before my eyes&lt;br/&gt;Leaves that were green are turning dry&lt;br/&gt;No nothing looks the way it did before&lt;br/&gt;Winter&amp;#8217;s coming; I&amp;#8217;ve got something to live for!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I feel like I just woke up from a dream&lt;br/&gt;Breathing easily, everything is what it seems&lt;br/&gt;I walk outside&lt;br/&gt;Even go for a run&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been decongested somehow&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;There&amp;#8217;s no more wall inside my head&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;ll sleep with windows open when I&amp;#8217;m in bed&lt;br/&gt;I walk in straight lines&lt;br/&gt;No more sneezing in threes&lt;br/&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been decongested somehow&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;No more invisible wall inside my head&amp;#8230;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/51001227806</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/51001227806</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 13:57:01 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>parody</category><category>disconnected</category></item><item><title>We’ve secretly replaced Richard’s usual flat white...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efb5f7921f7c6399e64fdecb4fd9f186/tumblr_mn5pv3PUSp1rz7g7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;We’ve secretly replaced Richard’s usual flat white with Folger’s Crystals.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Let’s see if he notices.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Oh, I think he’s noticed alright.  RUN!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50996346072</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50996346072</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 12:30:39 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Richard Hughes</category><category>don't mess with a man's coffee</category></item><item><title>Signed CD booklet and set list from last night’s Boston...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/06ff73b6b60458faed8d4d9a51f14674/tumblr_mn5kbgGmPf1rz7g7ko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f11759e68737f542329f9680134e8436/tumblr_mn5kbgGmPf1rz7g7ko2_r1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Signed CD booklet and set list from last night’s Boston show by The Staves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It was fantastic.  The S-Ts sound just as amazing live as they do on the record.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;“Ashley Schaeffer’s BMW” is the placeholder name for an as-yet-unnamed new song.  It deserves a proper name and a prominent place on their next release.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50990314974</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50990314974</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:30:00 -0400</pubDate><category>The Staves</category><category>friends of Keane</category></item><item><title>I love your jokes Dionysia♥ :)</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Aww, thanks! Glad you are enjoying them.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50393779708</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50393779708</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 22:58:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Don’t cry for me Argentina The truth is I never left you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/992a0f24992c450efb7598ba31913eaa/tumblr_mmqrvgrzzc1rz7g7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Don’t cry for me Argentina&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; The truth is I never left you&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; All through my wild days&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; My mad existence&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; I kept my promise&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Don’t keep your distance&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50343619513</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50343619513</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 10:50:04 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Tom Chaplin</category></item><item><title>I was tagged!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;by fromtheshelteroftherain&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Favourite TV program?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ones I have watched for years:&lt;br/&gt;CSI (original one in Las Vegas)&lt;br/&gt;House Hunters&lt;br/&gt;House Hunters International&lt;br/&gt;Doctor Who&lt;br/&gt;What Not To Wear&lt;br/&gt;Antiques Roadshow (US)&lt;br/&gt;History Detectives&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ones I&amp;#8217;ve watched recently:&lt;br/&gt;The Bletchley Circle&lt;br/&gt;Mr. Selfridge&lt;br/&gt;Orphan Black&lt;br/&gt;Call the Midwife&lt;br/&gt;Downton Abbey&lt;br/&gt;Ripper Street&lt;br/&gt;DCI Banks&lt;br/&gt;Waking the Dead&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m generally a fan of anything shown on Mystery! and Masterpiece Theatre.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My favorite show that&amp;#8217;s no longer on the air:&lt;br/&gt;Pushing Daisies&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Would you like to fly?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Why do I have to fly&lt;br/&gt;Over every town up and down the line&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Meaning behind url?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&amp;#8217;s my username. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Tumblr Blog Title (&amp;#8220;Witty Blog Name&amp;#8221;) was because I couldn&amp;#8217;t think of, well, a witty blog name.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;When is your birthday?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Pi Day is Di Day.&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your favourite landscape?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Let me show you one of my favorite landscapes:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/789fc7aa1b3f8907b02dc07775902861/tumblr_inline_mmqqmgZJPQ1qz4rgp.bmp"/&gt;The Olgas, Northern Territory, Australia, 2003&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Here&amp;#8217;s my favorite cityscape:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f2bb5de7432c333a34decdd082da0c0b/tumblr_inline_mmqqnjDlgy1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;Paris, from the top of Notre Dame, 2005.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(Pictures are mine, if you want to use them, please attribute to dionysia8)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;How are you?:)&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Not bad, considering it&amp;#8217;s Monday.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sun or moon?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Moon. I&amp;#8217;m a night person.&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Favourite song?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;I have lots of favorite songs. &lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Too many to fit on one little iPod shuffle, so &amp;#8216;Dear Santa&amp;#8230;&amp;#8217;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Favourite animal?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Cats, big and small.&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Do you have any dreams?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have a recurring one about getting stuck in an elevator, but that&amp;#8217;s probably not what you were asking about!&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;10 new&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;questions:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.  Dream vacation: where do you go and what do you do?&lt;br/&gt;2.  Last book read?  Did you like it?&lt;br/&gt;3.  Last CD / album bought?&lt;br/&gt;4.  Favorite subject in school? (either current or past!)&lt;br/&gt;5.  Least favorite city you&amp;#8217;ve visited?&lt;br/&gt;6.  Do you have any siblings?&lt;br/&gt;7.  Are you Generation X, Y, or a Millennial?&lt;br/&gt;8.  Who would play you in the movie about your life?&lt;br/&gt;9.  Roller coasters: do you like them or not?&lt;br/&gt;10. Why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tagged:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Whoever wants to!  Just answer my questions and add 10 of your own.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50342585437</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50342585437</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 10:26:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Questions and Answers</category></item><item><title>nocturnvalen:

Caption this please

Richard, Tom, and Tim are...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b119d639de95fd3c437126742fb6b9e5/tumblr_mmi1erEeM81qgih4ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nocturnvalen.tumblr.com/post/49959899925"&gt;nocturnvalen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Caption this please&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Richard, Tom, and Tim are not sure what to make of Lady Gaga’s latest outfit.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50019895330</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50019895330</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 12:44:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category></item><item><title>Will sing for new pair of shoes.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8718f685b35b812fbb8116fa2f3d1918/tumblr_mmjhsqyXaC1rz7g7ko1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Will sing for new pair of shoes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50019122924</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/50019122924</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 12:29:14 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Tom Chaplin</category></item><item><title>I’m singing in the rain Just singing in the rain What a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b96a2ba8ee84a160af4d693d0e2a054d/tumblr_mmhvk7PKks1rz7g7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I’m singing in the rain&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Just singing in the rain&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; What a glorious feelin’&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; I’m happy again&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; I’m laughing at clouds&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; So dark up above&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; The sun’s in my heart&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; And I’m ready for love&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Let the stormy clouds chase&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Everyone from the place&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Come on with the rain&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; I’ve a smile on my face&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; I walk down the lane&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; With a happy refrain&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Just singin’,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt; Singin’ in the rain&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49950451980</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49950451980</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 15:31:19 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Jesse Quin</category></item><item><title>“You will stay down until I tell you to get up!”</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc62bede83060cb7727d69582945f643/tumblr_mmgdkcaEmS1rz7g7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You will stay down until I tell you to get up!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49892429026</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49892429026</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 20:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Tom lays down the law</category></item><item><title>Tom’s looking a little different lately.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2cfd0177bec4b27b13fc24aebcc3d51/tumblr_mmfmjqnQvk1rz7g7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Tom’s looking a little different lately.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49855385107</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49855385107</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 10:21:26 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Tom Chaplin</category><category>Tim Rice-Oxley</category></item><item><title>Unable to stop in the middle of the interview to deal with his...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0fe971c214231cbd55c4918189f5e91a/tumblr_mm85inHnVk1rz7g7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unable to stop in the middle of the interview to deal with his itchy back, Richard had to improvise.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49510679436</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49510679436</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 May 2013 09:30:23 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Richard Hughes</category></item><item><title>The BBQed squid story never gets old.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/599c7d8333b65633914c70794671de4a/tumblr_mm3mpmKx7z1racrm8o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cb7e4308fe80a8915f29853bf4d0898/tumblr_mm3mpmKx7z1racrm8o6_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ccf80c87e27a558a63fa45a2b148683a/tumblr_mm3mpmKx7z1racrm8o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e48d4536ce074671350c397057269aef/tumblr_mm3mpmKx7z1racrm8o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17be30ad7a95fe6b6d5582db4a355935/tumblr_mm3mpmKx7z1racrm8o3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fdfc66f6b44a64947c02bb4d196ebe4/tumblr_mm3mpmKx7z1racrm8o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The BBQed squid story never gets old.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49447275243</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49447275243</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 13:44:30 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Cooking with Tim Rice-Oxley</category><category>squid</category></item><item><title>“You kick my seat one more time, Tom, and I swear...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab2eb72d15f8c683dd9ccaae5b760b74/tumblr_mm6gfiS9e81rz7g7ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You kick my seat one more time, Tom, and I swear I’ll duct tape your face to the microphone.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49440673427</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49440673427</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 11:30:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Tim Rice-Oxley</category><category>threats</category><category>not a real quote</category></item><item><title>Hipster Alert! Hipster Alert!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c646ca132aae0c38e35ebf96ea7a2bca/tumblr_mm6gaw9M7y1rz7g7ko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hipster Alert! Hipster Alert!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49440544748</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49440544748</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 11:28:08 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Tom Chaplin</category></item><item><title>So completely bored out of his mind.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a6eda6be6cd4e0ed5d58f00d7566c19b/tumblr_mm6g8oD0Nj1rz7g7ko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;So completely bored out of his mind.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49440484174</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49440484174</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 May 2013 11:26:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Tom Chaplin</category></item><item><title>I love Snarky Richard.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22d9c920fd3a2487997da311545e396c/tumblr_mm2oljIo3v1rz7g7ko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love Snarky Richard.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49259582121</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/49259582121</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:36:55 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>Richard Hughes</category><category>Tweets</category></item><item><title>From the forthcoming covers/alternate versions album "Songs in the Key of Keane"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Caturday Night&amp;#8217;s Alright For Fighting&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;To All the Cows I&amp;#8217;ve Loved Before&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;While My Bass Gently Rocks the Fuck Out&lt;br/&gt;My Arms Are Sexy And I Know It&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;It&amp;#8217;s Hipster to Be Square&lt;br/&gt;Freakishly Tall People&lt;br/&gt;I Don&amp;#8217;t Eat Cannibals&lt;br/&gt;Baby, You Can&amp;#8217;t Drive My Ferrari&lt;br/&gt;Tweeting (If I Had a Photoblog of You)&lt;br/&gt;Sussexian Rhapsody&lt;br/&gt;Opportunities (Let&amp;#8217;s Play Lots of Golf)&lt;br/&gt;Heaven Knows I&amp;#8217;m Self-Deprecating Now&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/c740faaf82b5bb9d2494d39174675467/tumblr_inline_mlw7enmthD1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/48978992694</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/48978992694</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:18:30 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>guess who picked what song</category><category>guess the original songs</category><category>parody</category></item><item><title>From the forthcoming album, "Hisses &amp; Fur"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;You may remember that Keane was asked in an interview about writing songs about cats.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It seems they have taken that question to heart and the result is a whole album. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Track listing:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;A Paw to Swat You&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;She Has No Catnip&lt;br/&gt;Broken Cat Toy&lt;br/&gt;Something In Me Was Purring&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;We Might As Well Be Siamese&lt;br/&gt;No Dogs In My Way&lt;br/&gt;Catshaped&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Hair Ball&lt;br/&gt;The Way I Want It&lt;br/&gt;Watch How You Meow&lt;br/&gt;Other Cat at the Door&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This is the last time&lt;br/&gt;That I will hack these coughs&lt;br/&gt;I remember the first time&lt;br/&gt;The first of many yaks&lt;br/&gt;Throw up in the corner&lt;br/&gt;Or hide it under the bed&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;em&gt;Say these things they go away&lt;br/&gt;But they never do&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Something I was sure of&lt;br/&gt;Came up from my stomach&lt;br/&gt;Something I think was hairy&lt;br/&gt;And very slimy&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;The last time I barf on you anytime I like&lt;br/&gt;My one last hairball&lt;br/&gt;I barf on you anytime I like&lt;br/&gt;Those pills don&amp;#8217;t make everything right&lt;br/&gt;I barf on you anytime I like&lt;br/&gt;Do you oh do you mind??&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/48978254360</link><guid>http://dionysia8.tumblr.com/post/48978254360</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:08:00 -0400</pubDate><category>Keane</category><category>cats</category><category>parody</category></item></channel></rss>
