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Don’t cry for me Argentina The truth is I never left you All through my wild days My mad existence I kept my promise Don’t keep your distance

Don’t cry for me Argentina
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My mad existence
I kept my promise
Don’t keep your distance

Will sing for new pair of shoes.

Will sing for new pair of shoes.

Tom’s looking a little different lately.

Tom’s looking a little different lately.

Hipster Alert! Hipster Alert!

Hipster Alert! Hipster Alert!

So completely bored out of his mind.

So completely bored out of his mind.

Tom showing off his microphone swallowing skills again.

Tom showing off his microphone swallowing skills again.

Ouch. That looks painful.

Ouch. That looks painful.

“Well that was one hell of a mean surprise I pulled on Tim there” - Tom

“Well that was one hell of a mean surprise I pulled on Tim there” - Tom

From this interview:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYpRm7IkVBw
gif by me and icanhascheezburger

gif by me and icanhascheezburger

It appears that Tom is about to be attacked by a very large mercury thermometer.

It appears that Tom is about to be attacked by a very large mercury thermometer.

“Am I actually supposed to be able to see anything with these things on?”

“Am I actually supposed to be able to see anything with these things on?”

Tom just found out which one of Santa’s lists he’s on.

Tom just found out which one of Santa’s lists he’s on.